Specialist Scientific Project Serious Research Going On..... *

I need your help. Having compared notes with a number of eminent scientists*, respected sociologists*
and big-wigs in the anthropology world, I have come to the conclusion that everybody has a mate called 'Dave'.

This in itself is astounding enough, but what makes it even more unusual is that it seems everyone has a story to tell
about 'their mate Dave', usually of a sordid or embarrassing nature. As an interesting sideline, these people are
always referred to as 'my mate Dave', never just 'Dave', almost as if the appellation 'My Mate'
is naturally acquired when your name is Dave.

So what I'm asking you kind readers, is to provide me with the stories, and if possible, the photos of 'your mate Dave's'.
I will post all your stories and pictures on this site, so you can all marvel in the glory of Dave.
Please send all your pictures and stories to Bingo McDingo and share your Dave with the world.

*not necessarily true. Sorry.